

Detours
The tangent is the destination.






























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THE DOPAMINE GAMBLE
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The Math don't Math?
Most focus music is a lie. It's built to keep you quiet. ADHDetours are built to keep you moving.
"Ringaling. Ringaling. Ringaling. This is the creep alarm. Send a text next time, creep!"
We don't do dashboards. We don't do schedules. We do 10-second paranoid loops, 1940s radio escape strategies, and autistically-enhanced perceptor anthems.
Befriend Yourself
- ONE: Die to the moment
- TWO: Reborn forever youth
- FIVE: You gotta find the truth
- EIGHT: First it will piss you off