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Your ADHD brain is not the problem. Your tools are.

Built on Bain & Company research across 48,000 workers

01 / SYSTEM ANALYSIS

SCAN

Check your resume and job strategy.

START DIAGNOSTIC
Coach Hype — scanning for hidden patterns
SCAN
02 / NEURAL REWIRING

DECODE

Understand your ADHD work style.

REWIRE BRAIN
Coach Hype — decoding the map
DECODE
03 / THE ARSENAL

BUILD

Create a system that works with your brain.

SEE ALL TOOLS
Coach Hype — pointing at the next tool
BUILD

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Research-Backed

Evidence-based ADHD design. We translate neuroscience into low-friction product behavior.

Human

[email protected] — a real person answers. Eventually. We are improving the eventually.

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The Checkpoint Bypasser (Skeletal Hand X-ray)

Your resume is being judged by software, not humans.

You applied. You heard nothing.

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Your resume is being judged by software, not humans.

We scan your resume against the same filters that rejected you. You get a compatibility score, the keywords you are missing, and the priority fixes to pass. Free. One scan. Actual answers.

The truth is out there... and on your resume.
$12
The Forgery Department (Jeweled Fountain Pen)

Skip the blank page. Let the system do the executive functioning.

A blank page is kryptonite to an ADHD brain.

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Skip the blank page. Let the system do the executive functioning.

Stop writing. Let us forge it. A full AI rewrite of your resume meticulously tailored to your specific target job description. We strip the noise, inject the precision keywords, and deliver the final asset mapped to ATS structures. Your brain gets to skip the hardest step.

No more blank pages. Ever.
Free
The Autopsy (Cracked Pocket Watch and Skull)

The 10-Question Diagnostic: Find the career environment your brain actually thrives in.

Your paycheck has an ADHD Tax Withholding.

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The 10-Question Diagnostic: Find the career environment your brain actually thrives in.

Your ADHD Workplace Tax Break. 10 questions. Your ADHD work archetype — mapped. The Work Style Assessment identifies which roles your brain thrives in, which environments drain you, and the workplace conditions where you actually perform. Built on The Archetype Effect by Bain & Company Senior Partner James Root¹ — 48,000 workers across 19 countries — through the only ADHD lens on the market. Career matches. Challenge reframes. Accommodation language. A workplace playbook that follows you from this job to the next. The withholding stops here.

Stop guessing. Start knowing.
$19/year
The Neural Astrolabe (Ornate Golden Astrolabe)

Your Human Design chart. Crossed with a WHO-validated ADHD diagnostic.

Your chart explained everything. Your mornings still do not work.

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Your Human Design chart. Crossed with a WHO-validated ADHD diagnostic.

NeuroTransit. We calculate your Human Design chart from your birth data, then cross it with your ADHD profile calibrated by the WHO Adult ADHD Self-Report Scale (ASRS v1.1, developed at Harvard Medical School). This isn't just an astrology app—it's a 365-day dual-axis operating manual. Your Sacral response reframed as your dopamine signal. Delivered to your inbox every morning before the dread starts. $19 a year.

Daily alignment for divergent brains.
$29.99 one-time
The Executive Bathroom Key (Heavy Gold Key on Lanyard)

One price. Every tool. No more decisions.

Decision fatigue already won today.

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One price. Every tool. No more decisions.

One purchase. Everything unlocked. Every current tool plus every May 1 launch. A personal promo code — yours, no expiry, no pressure — that works at every checkout on the site. Founder’s-tier pass. One-time. One decision to eliminate all future decisions.

Escape the matrix completely.

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